Reason #27

Reason #27 Why I Don’t Have Many Dates: I convince myself it’s more important to spend an hour learning a 3.5 minute long Rihanna tune than it is to send out 3 or 4 messages to random women.

Technically, it is for a gig.

So it’s actually not Reason #27, but more like Reason #3³. 

Reason #3 Why I Don’t Have Many Dates: Because my career is a higher priority at the moment. 

Reason #3² (9) Why I Don’t Have Many Dates: Because I’m too busy writing a song or practicing to troll the interwebs.

Reason #3³ (27) Why I Don’t Have Many Dates: Because learning pop songs for a gig is more important than trolling the interwebs.

Q.E.D.

Bender says: You’re boned.